The best bathroom experiences are the least memorable, and that’s how it should be. Quilted Northern® wants to help make it as unmemorable as possible, so spent the last 100 years innovating in the art of bathroom tissue, from everything to removing splinters from the papermaking process (that alone deserves a humanitarian award) to creating the first luxury bath tissue featuring 3 layers. It all works together to create an experience that you never have to think about or talk about.
Quilted Northern is Designed to be forgotten™, but not everyone can make the same claim of their time in the bathroom. Just like my son’s poor tub boat, or the animals on the wallpaper, or the toothbrushes on their stands, our bath towel butterflies and dragonflies can’t escape their daily fate. They have a close up, front row seat of a show they’d rather not see. Their days are not filled with the spring meadows or the scents of the flowers embroidered around them, and you can’t help but pity them.
— Penelope Guzman (@_Penelope) June 15, 2015
Quilted Northern launched a YouTube series of seriously funny TV spots directed by renowned Academy Award Nominee Bennett Miller that highlight these unfortunate objects that reside in our bathrooms, witnessing our visits daily. The three TV spots, “Daddy Gator,” “Little Miss Puffytail,” and “Great Grandpa Thaddeus”, plus three additional bonus spots, can all be seen on the Quilted Northern YouTube page, and they are worth taking a peek at. Check them out, have yourself a good laugh at their expense, and be thankful you can so easily forget!
Here is a favorite from the Designed to be Forgotten videos:
Watch all three videos in the #HelpMeForget series.
What poor, unfortunate objects reside in your bathroom, unable to simply walk away and forget with the help of Quilted Northern?
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