In honor of Mother’s Day, humorous quotes about moms (and don’t forget Mother’s Day is May 13th this year!)
Mothers are all slightly insane. ~ J.D. Salinger
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. ~ Florida Scott-Maxwell
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. ~ Ed Howe
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. ~ Rita Rudner
Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers. ~ Judith Martin
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it. ~ Marcelene Cox
Mothers are basically part of a scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of human life. ~ Unknown
If you have children, the demands made upon you during the first hour of the morning can make the job of an air traffic controller seem like a walk in the park. ~ J. Wurtman
The joys of motherhood are never fully experienced until the kids are in bed. ~ Author Unknown
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I hope you enjoyed reading this collection of funny quotes about motherhood and moms, and do not forget to show your mom how much you love her this year! (even if your mother is a little insane and talks about how long she was in labor with you)
I love this! All quotes were terrific and the one that really hit home for me was the air traffic controller comparison! Every morning when I rise at 6am, I have 2 solid hours of work ahead of me with making breakfast, signing off on papers my kids forgot to tell me about the night before, making fresh lunches, labeling the water bottles, applying sunscreen (a must here in PHX), feeding the cats, changing the cat litter….etc…and then my kids attend different schools (one in elem and one in middle school) that start at different times, so it is up and back in my car four times. Ahhh…these are the days! Crazy, tiring….but I’ll miss them some day!
Thanks for sharing these great quotes! Fun..and true!
When I had to go to the doc for an ear infection by myself… I kind of enjoyed it. There was peace and quiet and I didn’t have to worry about any kids.
Very energetic article, I loved that a lot. Will there be a part 2?