A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on. – Carl Sandburg
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. – Bill Cosby
If your baby is ‘beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,’ you’re the grandma. – Theresa Bloomingdale
The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant. – Jane Sellman
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. – Carol Burnett
Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Precious baby! I enjoyed your quotes!
Becky Jane